Hello there avid readers. I say avid readers in all sincerity today. Yesterday and today have been …(drum roll please)..soundguyguy.com’s most popular day. 30 hits per day. Now I know that all you big time bloggers are moaning at such an insignificant figure, but its growing!

I have come to the conclusion that the reason for this is a small piece entitled “The Megan Fox Appreciation Society”. Now while I lament the need to pawn my site off with cheap thrills (i.e. MEGAN FOX’S BREASTS!) I have decided to make this page a monthly addition to soundguyguy. So next month expect another meaningless page of near-porn with another unsuspecting nubile young starlet…God I feel dirty!

Another possible reason is thanks to my good friend scribbleboy (Check out his fabulous blog here) who spent an evening with my script-css-gobbledegoop-stuff and I now work on Internet Explorer, although I still implore you all. Try and use Firefox for best viewing quality.

On another happy point for your friendly neighbourhood soundguy is that my google hits ar increasing. here for your viewing pleasure are some of the more flavoursome pickings;

1) Megan Fox’s breasts
As you can probably imagine after my little rant above, this is proving to be a rather popular search for my site now! It’s nice to see the internet is living up to it’s reputation of being the home of countless perverts (not that I can talk much)!

2) Fat Beautiful girls fucking
Unlike the search above, I have NO IDEA how anyone found my site through this search. I’ve probably used all of the above words in some post or another, but certainly not in the same sentence or in this particular order, or even in the same sentence together. I searched through 20 google pages and didn’t come up with any mention of soundguyguy. So here’s to you dude for your persistence in finding the perfect fat beautiful girl porn! Keep it up!

3) Guy searches for a condom in a movie
This is fairly easily explained as part of my review of The Boat That Rocked spoke of young Carl’s search for a condom on the fateful radio-ship. It’s a strange search term and I’m sure you were met with much porn, but dude, welcome to soundguyguy.com.

4) Sexy Sharon from Wetherspoons
I wish you all the luck in the world dude. Sharon from Wetherspoons must have been pretty special for you to google her. Here’s some advice though;
1) Find out her Surname – I know you were probably drunk when you met her, but I don’t think ‘from Wetherspoons’ is specific enough.
2) If you really want to find her, go back to the Wetherspoons you met her at and go talk to her. I’m assuming that she works there, so you should bump into her again. If she doesn’t, then dude you’re fucking stupid. How many customers do you think Wetherspoons have that are named Sharon. You finding her has gotta be 1 in a Million. Dumbass. I wish you luck anyway.

5) sound guy sean
Ok. what part of soundguyGUY do you not understand. And if there is a soundguysean out there, stop ripping off my name!

6) who is the hot guy in boat that rocked?
I don’t know, I’m not that into the dudes, dude/dudett! I would suggest a search of the cast list on IMDB.com! Hope you enjoy it and the subsequent google search for pics of him in next to know clothing! Admit it, that’s why you wanna know!

7) virgin set apart wholey to god
Don’t think I really need to say anything here…

Right back to business. Some of you may have noticed that there wasn’t a travel diary up this week. This is cuz I have simply not had time to write anymore of it up on the computer from my hand written diary.

Talking of travelling everyone say a big hello to Mr. Frosty who is currently travelling Asia for the third time. He is the dude I went travelling with 2 years ago and I’m very jealous of his continued travelling. So anyone reading this in Shanghai, if you see the dude to the left. Go up to him and say ‘Shui’ and he’ll buy you a beer!!! P.S. Dude! You should be thanking me for the choice of piccys here!! Oh there were some awful ones on the list!!

Anyway Its time for me to sign off, so until the next time. Shui!